Ahoy, yee faithful readers of PatronusCharm

Like any other normal day, I was hanging around on the DarkLordPotter IRC channel when good old BioPlague asked me for a link to one of my older stories. Naturally, being the kind and generous person I am, I gave him the said link and allowed him to enjoy himself on my old... classics- a good way to describe them.

That was a bad idea on my part.

Within moments, I had a horde of people poking fun at the clichés and, frankly, the horrible moments of these vintage stories. From cliché’s that stopped being cool years ago (probably a few months after I had written the stories in the first place) and spells that- well, sucked, the stories had everything one needed to rip into them with a nice flame. So…why limit it to just my Yahoo Group. After some prodding by DarkSyaoran and the Lord Ravenclaw himself, I’ve decided to upload all of these long-lost stories to this site. They will remain here exclusively.

These stories are taken directly off my Yahoo Group, where most of them were taken directly off FF.Net. Apart from this introductory chapter for each story, I have made no changes to them at all. All of the original grammar mistakes, horrible spells, and tedious A/N’s and clichéd plots are as they were three years ago- for the sake of history.

And I’m too lazy to fix them up.

I hope some of you get a laugh out of them. I know some of you will be already. Oh, and don’t, don’t, don’t, ask me to update them. That would be the height of stupidity and I’d be forced to do horrible things to your pet dog.

Sincerely,

Shezza