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The Crossover Drabble Cooperation by nonjon - 5 reviews

The Middleman (based on a comic book and ABC Family tv show) crosses paths with Harry Potter. Somewhere in between a drabble and a one-shot, this fic is nonjon's attempt to spread the Middle-word.

Published December 04, 2008 - Updated December 04, 2008 - General/Crossover - PG-13 - 2916 words - Crossover, The Middleman, Dubby, Dragon

The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon - 2 reviews

COMPLETE. OneShot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

Published October 01, 2008 - Updated October 01, 2008 - Humor/Parody/Independent - R - 6023 words -

The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon - 2 reviews

COMPLETE. OneShot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.

Published October 01, 2008 - Updated October 01, 2008 - Humor/Parody/Independent - R - 6896 words -

The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon - 4 reviews

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

Published October 01, 2008 - Updated October 01, 2008 - Humor/Parody/Independent - R - 7049 words -

Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon - 15 reviews

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Published July 17, 2008 - Updated July 17, 2008 - Humor/Parody/Other - R - 11144 words - Penis

The Empire of Earth by nonjon - 22 reviews

COMPLETE. One-Shot. Harry has been doing all he can to counter Voldemort for over a decade. He's been fighting so long, he sometimes forgets there's more to the world. A sudden secret meeting with the President of the United States will open his eyes. This is a lot of politics with a dash of sci-fi.

Published June 06, 2008 - Updated June 06, 2008 - Drama/Other - PG-13 - 4749 words -