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An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments in the books. Non-liner fic, so events will appear out of order.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated January 23, 2010
- Humor/Parody/Alternate House
- R
- Work in Progress
- 45,263 words
- 8 chapters - Tags
- Other Setting
The greatest love story ever told featuring a psychopath, a cannibal, and a confused girl with a silly name.
Published January 23, 2010
- Updated January 23, 2010
- Romance/Evil
- NC-17
- Oneshot
- 8,709 words
- 1 chapter - Post-OoTP
Sequel to "Exit Light, Enter Night." Harry/Lily.
Published July 11, 2008
- Updated July 11, 2008
- Drama/Evil
- NC-17
- Oneshot
- 7,869 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Post-OoTP
A collection of very short one-shots based on challenges from the “Thank God You’re Here” thread at Dark Lord Potter. TGYH is an improv game for fanfic authors that tests their ability to work against the clock and a specified word count, as well as putting their imaginations to work on unusual challenges and plot bunnies.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 31, 2008
- General/Other
- NC-17
- Work in Progress
- 11,682 words
- 6 chapters - Tags
- Other Setting
HP/Pokegirls Crossover. After being thrown into an alternate universe by a mysterious stranger, Harry mets some very familiar people in very different roles.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Fantasy/Crossover
- NC-17
- Work in Progress
- 27,521 words
- 3 chapters - Tags
- Post-OoTP
Formerly Harry Potter and the Holyhead Harem. Currently being reworked. As war rages all around him, Harry desperately races across the planet to track down the missing Horcruxes. But can even Voldemort's death save the world from a war that pits Muggle versus Wizard?
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Action/Adventure/Independent
- R
- Work in Progress
- 7,944 words
- 2 chapters - Tags
- Post-OoTP
Harry/Lily/Petunia... Hey, don't look at me like that... Whatever, like you're not going to read it... Yes they kiss... Well, not yet, but eventually... No, she looked pretty good when she was younger, a lot less of a bitch, too... Alright then, but I know you'll be back. On long hiatus.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Romance/Timetravel
- R
- Hiatus
- 16,647 words
- 3 chapters - Tags
- Pre-SS/PS
Good old-fashioned Harry and multiple love slaves story... with plot, for you freaks who like that sort of thing. On long hiatus.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- General/Independent
- NC-17
- Hiatus
- 29,884 words
- 5 chapters - Tags
- Post-OoTP
WARNING: NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!!! Features, rape, incest, extreme violence against women, and murder. Harry/Petunia
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Horror/Evil
- NC-17
- Oneshot
- 6,201 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Post-OoTP
One-Shot. A look at the final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort. Written Pre-DH.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Action/Adventure/Noir
- R
- Oneshot
- 2,466 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Other Setting
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what would a bachelor party be without proper entertainment?
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Anti-Hero
- R
- Oneshot
- 4,969 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Post-HBP
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