Big D on a Diet's Author Profile
Author Id: 75
Joined: January 01, 2008
Joined: January 01, 2008
Stories Authored (11)
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments in the books. Non-liner fic, so events will appear out of order.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated January 23, 2010
- Humor/Parody/Alternate House
- R
- 45263 words
- Slytherin, Harry, WWSHD
The greatest love story ever told featuring a psychopath, a cannibal, and a confused girl with a silly name.
Published January 23, 2010
- Updated January 23, 2010
- Romance/Evil
- NC-17
- 8709 words
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Sequel to "Exit Light, Enter Night." Harry/Lily.
Published July 11, 2008
- Updated July 11, 2008
- Drama/Evil
- NC-17
- 7869 words
- Harry, Lily, Incest
A collection of very short one-shots based on challenges from the “Thank God You’re Here†thread at Dark Lord Potter. TGYH is an improv game for fanfic authors that tests their ability to work against the clock and a specified word count, as well as putting their imaginations to work on unusual challenges and plot bunnies.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 31, 2008
- General/Other
- NC-17
- 11682 words
- TGYH
HP/Pokegirls Crossover. After being thrown into an alternate universe by a mysterious stranger, Harry mets some very familiar people in very different roles.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Fantasy/Crossover
- NC-17
- 27521 words
- Pokegirls, Harry, Tamer
Formerly Harry Potter and the Holyhead Harem. Currently being reworked. As war rages all around him, Harry desperately races across the planet to track down the missing Horcruxes. But can even Voldemort's death save the world from a war that pits Muggle versus Wizard?
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Action/Adventure/Independent
- R
- 7944 words
- Founder, War, Harry, Hestia
Harry/Lily/Petunia... Hey, don't look at me like that... Whatever, like you're not going to read it... Yes they kiss... Well, not yet, but eventually... No, she looked pretty good when she was younger, a lot less of a bitch, too... Alright then, but I know you'll be back. On long hiatus.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Romance/Timetravel
- R
- 16647 words
- Lily, Petunia, Harry
Good old-fashioned Harry and multiple love slaves story... with plot, for you freaks who like that sort of thing. On long hiatus.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- General/Independent
- NC-17
- 29884 words
- Sex Slave, Harry
WARNING: NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!!! Features, rape, incest, extreme violence against women, and murder. Harry/Petunia
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Horror/Evil
- NC-17
- 6201 words
- Rape, Petunia, Harry
One-Shot. A look at the final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort. Written Pre-DH.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Action/Adventure/Noir
- R
- 2466 words
- Final Battle
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what would a bachelor party be without proper entertainment?
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated March 22, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Anti-Hero
- R
- 4969 words
- Harry, Daphne, Susan, Pervy